Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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