There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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