I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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