she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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