omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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