Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
even my farts smell like vagina
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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