found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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