i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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