doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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