i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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