Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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