So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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