how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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