dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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