Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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