Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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