Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
