great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
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