Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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