Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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