oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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