I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
