i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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