Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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