garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I don't think brook has ever known best
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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