If that was your dad, he is hot
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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