I heard we made out
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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