Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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