Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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