Umm I'm too high to move.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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