Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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