i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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