haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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