I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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