i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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