Slut skills are useful in every country.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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