I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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