How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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