I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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