glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
