A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Randomize