its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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