Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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