I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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