oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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