I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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