So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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