I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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