My brain says no but my pants say off.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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