i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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