Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Randomize
