The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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