Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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